You made it this far; we must have done something right.
App launch is expected just in time to ruin your Memorial Day weekend. We apologize in advance, but Android users, make sure you have at least one annoying iOS friend in the group because this app will only be available in the Apple iTunes store.
No upfront money required. You'll have plenty of time to save up $1.99 for the release of the app. In the meantime, give us your name and email to receive a download link the minute the app becomes available. We will not use or redistribute your info for any reason. More importantly, you won't hear a peep from us. There's literally nothing worse than a bad hangnail or having to repeatedly unsubscribe from an email service. You'll only hear from us once with the download link. Promise, or the app is on us.